What couples come with
The quiz asks a few taps about you two. These are the situations behind those taps — so you can see whether yours fits.
The same argument, again
Something has shifted
Before a big step
How it’s made
Most services in this category say an astrologer writes every reading. We don’t — and we’d rather tell you exactly what happens than let you assume.
Your numbers are calculated
Life Path, Birthday number and Personal Year for each of you — and your pair number. This is arithmetic, and we show it free.
Your charts are compared
Every planet in your chart against every planet in theirs (synastry). Type in your birth times and places and the Moon’s position — and the aspects that depend on it — get exact too.
Our engine writes it — from classic numerology and Western astrology
The report is composed by software built on our own library of interpretations, written in-house in English and French, and read against what you told us. Not a template with your names dropped in — and not a person typing while you wait.
Why we say this out loud. It’s why your report arrives in about a minute instead of days, and why it costs $14.99 instead of a paid session. If you’d rather sit with a person, a consultation is the right product — and it isn’t this one.
What a report looks like
A sample situation from the quiz, and the opening of the report that came back.
What every report includes
- Your pair number, and how your two Life Paths combine
- Emotional bond, attraction and communication — from your synastry
- The pattern behind your most common argument
- One blind spot for each of you, written plainly rather than softened
- What this year holds for you two (your Personal Years)
- Concrete things to try — what to say, what to stop doing
What it’s built from. Both birth dates — plus times and places if you add them — read against your answers. We don’t predict events, and we never ask for their name.
One report. One price.
One payment, yours to keep. No subscription, no trial that turns into one, and nothing to cancel — because nothing renews.
The full synastry and numerology report, on screen and as a PDF.
Start with our datesAdd “Your year ahead”
Month-by-month themes for the two of you over the next twelve months, from both your Personal Years.
Add a Tarot spread for you two
Three cards drawn for your relationship — where you are, what’s between you, what to work on — read alongside both your numbers. A reflection, not a prediction.
“Your year ahead” and the Tarot spread are also sold on their own, for $19 each — added to your report they cost less. Every one is a one-time payment; nothing renews.
What we are not
If you’ve paid for something like this before and it didn’t land — or you couldn’t cancel it — this is the part to read.
What we don’t do
Worth reading before you pay, so the report that arrives is the one you expected.
Three honest limits
- We can’t tell you what your partner feels. Nothing reads another person’s mind from a birth date. What the report can do is show both your patterns clearly — including your own part, which is the part you can change.
- We don’t predict events, or rule on your relationship. No dates, no guaranteed outcomes, no verdict on whether you should stay together. That decision is yours.
- This isn’t couples therapy. If you’re not safe in your relationship, or not coping, please talk to someone qualified to help. If your answers suggest that, your report opens with a note on where to find support.
Their data stays light
To build their chart we only need a birth date — time and place are optional, and we never ask for their name, email or photo — and you can delete the report at any time.
Good questions
Do we need our exact birth times?
No. Dates alone give you the numerology and most planetary aspects. If you type in your times and places, the report pins down the Moon’s exact position and the aspects that depend on it — so it gets more precise.
How do I get the report?
On screen about a minute after checkout — and as a PDF by email, if you leave one.
Can I get a refund?
Yes. If you’re not happy, ask within 14 days for a full refund — no questions, even after you’ve read it. If something went wrong on our side, we’ll fix it or refund you within 30 days. Full refund policy